Wot So Funee? 5: When I Grow Up

Wot So Funee?A very simple Wot So Funee? post from us this week as it is half-term and we have been running Mummy ragged all week playing games, taking trips, putting on fashion-shows: y’know, the kind of thing that needs a lot of tidying up afterwards. Consecutively she has not had a lot of spare time for doing clever-clogs vlogs!

Whilst Mummy regresses to childish fun this week, we have been thinking about what we want when we grow up. For me this is simple, I have always wanted to be the one in charge. I want to decide what I do, and when; but more than that, I want to decide what everyone else does too!

This began at a very early age. I very quickly got the hang of consequences, especially those along the lines of “If you do that, then this will happen.” Here is a passage from Mummy’s handwritten diary, penned when I was 2:

I’ve figured out consequences, and I try to use them on Mummy and Daddy. Today, when it was time to go out, I was really cross because I wanted to stay in and play Noddy Snakes and Ladders. They were making me put my winter coat on, with the gloves on elastic through the sleeves. I was so cross I just yelled at them: “If you don’t let me play snakes and ladders right now I’ll……..wave my glove really really fast!” For some reason, M&D went very quiet and looked at the floor….

The Bug has an ambition too. He likes to be in the front of the car. This week he came out with this:

Mummy, when I’m big, and you’re little, you can sit in the back and drink juice, and I’ll sit in the front and drive and drink Coke like you!

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11 thoughts on “Wot So Funee? 5: When I Grow Up”

  1. If you don’t shake me some #frozenwine into a cup I will shake my saggy mummy boobies at you!

    and nobody wants that

    Great funee a.m!

  2. I love that! I really miss the days when my children threatened me with things that must have seemed so important to them and I had to try so hard not to laugh 🙂

  3. OMG fast glove waving. How did that work out for you? I am going to try that one myself when I am not getting my own way.

    I also love the idea that as The Bug gets bigger, Mummy with get littler. Does that mean that at some point they will both be the same size? Weird.

    • I love that picture of me as a little old lady with my big strapping son there to look out for me. Won’t happen, obviously – he’ll be off living the life on the other side of the world leaving me here to moan and be generally negative!


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