Welcome to my first post where you get to see what I actually write, as opposed to what Mummy helps me with. This one has been on the blog before, in the early days, and provoked such an outpouring of awwww’s and lol’s that I thought I should show it today. It is my very first shopping list, of things I wanted to buy (and do) for Mother’s day:
Perfectly legible, and split into helpful sections so everyone knows what they have to do. And I remembered the shampain. So why, after all the gifts and loveliness I showered on her, did she fail to stifle the giggles when she caught sight of my list?
They never really get the Bug and his toddler-intelligence either. On holiday, he came out with this little gem over a breakfast patisserie:
- Me: Mmm I love croissants when they’re fresh from the bakery.
- The Bug: Actually, talking about bakeries, I’ve got a light saber.
Perfectly reasonable segue, I thought.
And finally, just to prove that even babies deserve to be taken seriously, here is an anecdote from my own past, before clever words were even on my radar:
On a sweltering hot day, to soothe my chicken-pox we headed out to the garden to chill in the paddling pool. On our return to the house Mummy said ‘Phew, the garden’s too hot.’ Being a thoughtful baby I blew on it before we closed the door. Pretty clever for a one-year-old, don’t you think?
So, what do you think? Whack up some of your own super-intelligent ramblings and let’s show the Mummies and Daddies what a clever bunch we all are. Report any parental laughing to me at once – it will not be tolerated! 😉
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