Mummy uses this feature each week to highlight some of the things the Bug and I say and write that make her laugh. That’s fine; I’m a big girl, I can take a bit of nonsense if it makes her happy. What she neglects to include though, are the random gaffs that come out of the mouths of Mums with nappy brain. This week I am redressing the balance!
Never let Mums with nappy brain out unsupervised:
About 3 months after I was born, Mummy set off with two other new Mummies for a girls weekend. There were three adults in the car. The atmosphere was buzzing with the excited chatter of women let loose and unfettered by nappies. There were three small overnight bags containing recently renounced luxuries: perfume, hair-conditioner, high heels, sheer tights, body glitter and dangly earrings. Not a baby wipe in sight. As they cruised past fields on their way to Martinis and Sushi, the glamour and sophistication of the event came crashing to a halt:
“Oooh look! Moo-cow!”
And parents think they’re the smart ones!!
*Due to a rather long conversation that Mummy had on Facebook, whereby lots of other Mums saw fit to confess some truly ridiculous antics, next week’s Wot So Funee? will be dedicated entirely to the daft stuff parents do that makes kids look like they should be in charge! Who dares to confess to nappy brain??
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