How not to tell lies #SunFun

Sunday Funny!I go to drama school at the weekends. It helps in my day-to-day life; it gives me the confidence to know how to tell a lie with conviction. The same cannot be said for my friend Eloise, who recently lost her cool under interrogation from her mother:

  • E (to younger brother): If you push your willy backwards between your legs it makes you look like a girl.
  • E’s Mum: Who showed you how to do that?
  • E: no-one, what?
  • E’s Mum: What happened when you came up with that idea?
  • E: No, nothing happened in the boys toilets at school!

Hmmmm. I prescribe drama school….

This week #SunFun is hosted by Mammasaurus. Pop over there to link up your funny posts from this week 😀 I am also linking to The Things they Say and Do at Thinly Spread


10 thoughts on “How not to tell lies #SunFun”

  1. I wish Ozzy would tuck his in – he’s going through the ‘how hard can I pull this before it pops off’ phase the mo….

  2. I probably shouldn’t admit that I have tried to tuck my son’s in… just to see if he did look like a girl. He was perplexed.

    • Oh nooooo!!!!! That was so horrible! I’m sure it wasn’t that bad in the boy’s toilets. Not that anything happened in there. I don’t even know where they are…. 😉


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