So you’ve done it. You’ve completed your first 8 weeks at school, and have earned a well-deserved rest. So what should you be doing with your first half term holiday?
NOTHING!
That’s right, I said nothing at all. If you, like me, have a white face and shadowy eyes that owe more to 8 weeks of school than to the Halloween grease-paint, you need a break! So here are my 10 rules for your first half-term holiday:
- Do not pick up a pen, under any circumstances whatsoever! All writing, of any kind, is completely banned. Unless you are marking the Argos catalogue with potential Santa requests…
- Likewise, all books are off limits – except Rainbow Fairy, or some other mind-numbing “literature.” There is to be absolutely no reading of anything involving words of more than one syllable.
- Do not leave the house at all. Lounge around on the sofa, all day long if possible. If you do venture outdoors, ensure it is solely for the purpose of trampolining or bicycling.
- No vegetables this week. For one whole week, you should eat pasta with butter, cheese, chocolate buttons, and above all plenty of Haribo.
- Watch TV. If possible, you should have instructed your parents to record every episode of Horrid Henry so you can watch them back-to-back. Failing that, watch Disney movies all week.
- Try not to get dressed, bath or brush your hair all week. Increase the size of your hairband daily in order to cover up the tangles, claim scratched knees that can’t be gotten wet, and if necessary claim that the current sleep trend for “onesies” extends to daytime wear. Your mother is middle-aged, she’ll never know…
- Any musical instrument in the vicinity will immediately cause an allergic reaction. Avoid practice at all costs.
- Develop an urgent need to conduct “research” homework on Movie Star Planet/Moshi Monsters/Club Penguin (delete according to preference).
- Realise as quickly as possible that you have a sore throat, of the type that can only be eased with a McFlurry.
- Have a bad dream every night. Your Mum has her guard down in the holidays – nocturnal visits to her bedroom are much more likely to be met with a lifted duvet now that the chance of a lie-in is marginally more likely 😉
Seriously, your first half term holiday is a chance to pause, to switch off your head, forget the daily grind, bickering and angst that is – on occasion – the school day. If you really must do something with your time, this is acceptable:
Sounds like a good plan to me. I ‘may’ write a parents version. I wonder whether there will be any similarities?
Suspect the key difference will be that wine o clock will come earlier 😉
Utterly brilliant, must share this one on my FB page as we have just completed our first half term along with all our new friends, happy holiday!
Bless them I hope they’re ok. 8 weeks is the longest we’ve ever done and it has definitely taken its toll
I can’t see my two getting out of their pj’s today. Most of these rules will definitely apply to our household this week.
Oooh a pyjama day! *plans for tomorrow*
IF I do all of the above, who will look after my children??
Ah check out NetMums this week, the kids have got it all covered 😉
All rules I’d happily follow! Now I want a McFlurry…
Hehe, I’m not sure I’ll be having a healthy week at all…
Good rules! We’re doing nothing but playing this week!
Sounds like a vacation for mom! (We get our school break in the dead of winter, yay.)
I totally agree with you and half term being only 1 week, it’s a perfect amount of time to do…..well, nothing! TV watching the entire day? Why not!
Heh, I like this. Sadly, JD was poorly for the whole of half term so we did nothing at all too!
My kids did run amok! Unfortunately none us do staying indoors too well and this ensued much fighting, tears, mess, mess, broken toys/books and tears and then more mess.Thankfully we were saved a few times by lovely friends and family who took us out.It didn’t help that the ex to work both weekends either side of half term so today was the first time I’ve been able to think and tidy for 10 days.
hahaha… I haven’t yet lived through the joys of half terms with Squish as he’s not yet in nursery but I will definitely be ear-marking this as my to-do list. Great post xx