As the Mad Blog Awards 2013 draw mega close, I’m going to show you how Mummy might look on the big night. You’ve had the task of selecting my outfit, but now it’s actually Mummy’s turn in the spotlight. And bearing in mind the red carpet moment (although I seem to recall last year it was orange), I’ve been doing some research on how to look good in photos. Trust me, Mummy needs this advice…

This was her last year:

Not bad, and the word most bandied around afterwards was “cleavage.” Apparently it is the wide-angled lens that made her look big-headed and large-chested, and not an over-inflated ego πŸ˜‰ And clearly, rule one of how to look good in photos is Accessorize!Β If you’re worried you may not look perfect in the photos, take along a distraction – in this case a young child with a big grin, wearing leopard print did the trick. Anyway, on with the tips.

How to look good in photos:

1. Get the basics right before you set off.

Choose something glamorous, stylish, elegant – don’t wear an oversized Christmas tree decoration.

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2. Once you hit the red carpet, it’s too late to lose any more pounds, so forget the lunges.

Kim Kardashian takes her workout to the wire.

3. Always wear a bra.

Gwyneth Paltrow may look good without a bra, but you won’t. Trust me on this.

4. Strike a pose:

All images courtesy of Xfinity:

Reader’s Digest has this to say about how to stand in front of the camera to look your best:

Turn your body three quarters of the way toward the camera, with one foot in front of the other and one shoulder closer to the photographer. When you face forward, your body tends to look wider.

We have an amazing photographer friend who has these tips: hold your arms slightly away from your body, so they don’t flatten against your body and look larger, and push your head slightly forward to minimise a double chin effect. Don’t overdo it though, or you will resemble a determined sapling in a hurricane.

She also says put one foot forward, with the weight on your back foot, and drop one hip, with a hand on the other. Be careful not to do the cross though, that will just make you look like you need the loo:

And if you have nice legs, show them off. But do leave a little to the imagination:

5. Smile.

Look right at the camera lens and pretend it’s David Beckham (or whoever floats your boat). Apparently the trick to getting a natural smile rather than a fixed grimace is to close your eyes, then open them slowly just before the photographer shoots. (I’ll apologise now to the other guests as we hold them up perfecting the look). And never wear red lipstick unless a) you’ve been told a million times how good you look in it, and b) you’re prepared to keep it tidy all night. Yes, even after the gin.

Images courtesy of TinyPic, Socialite LifeΒ & Makeup Overdose.

Right then, I’m all set, see you there with your best foot forward and your shoulders back πŸ˜‰

Oh, I forgot, you wanted to see how my Mum is going to look. Well, she’s nervously awaiting a delivery from dress hire people tomorrow which will decide the dress. Clearly my Mum looks less like a model, and slightly more cheerful, but one of these dresses will fit her, and the other one may not. If you’re still panicking over what to wear, you can even call them tomorrow to have a dress delivered to you that same day, with a back-up size and choice free of charge.

*Disclosure: Wish Want Wear are supplying Mummy’s dress free of charge so that we can review their services.

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